"Forget the bond market. If you want income, you need to find it in stocks," CNBC's Jim Cramer said. "As a general rule, if you see a stock with a yield north of 8%, that means the smart money won't go near it," the "Mad Money" host said. "With my diversified dividend portfolio, you can get a 5% plus yield with the possibility of actual upside," he said. Dow, 5.02% yield IBM, 5.17% yield AbbVie,..